askboo:

You know what gets me about Peeta.

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Is that he didn’t know that the berries were poisonous and he still didn’t eat them.

This is a child who is starving and he has this huge pile of berries. Most people probably would have eaten some while they were picking them. But Peeta didn’t.

And I think it’s because he was refusing to eat something before Katniss did. He wanted to make sure she ate first. 

Everlark. Honestly. 

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kylajaykay:

mamayuuma:

"what will your kids think of that tattoo?"
my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like yours did

i’m just going to reblog this over and over again until i give myself carpal tunnel

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spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

archivesofgallifrey:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

willgrahamps:

wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple

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because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.

It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like 

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”

Sometimes I really believe that we are all atheists here.

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theductiletroll:

femitalian:

scoutingleijon:

panickyintheuk:

panasonicyouth:

kimcrow:

lord—loldemort:

tophatkurt:

homemadedarkmark:

teppelin:

This is apparently a lubricant ad. Just let the reality of the image sink in for a moment.

WHY WOULD ANYONE THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA

IT TOOK ME A MINUTE AND NOW OH MY GOD 

i’m like wtf are they say-HOLY SHIT

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

WHY

WHY

WHY

WHY

OHMYGAWD O.O

I don’t get it. Are they saying she created the ocean? That lubrication is peaceful? What is this ad trying to say? Look, I swear, I don’t understand this and it is making me feel like—

OH SWEET JESUS PLEASE NO WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK. 

Wait, what’s everyone freaking out about? I don’t get it—

OH MY GOD.

I was gonna reblog it like “I don’t get it someone help” and then

OH

I don’t get it at all help

..o h

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weasels-king-henry:

ashrussell:

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literally my favorite thing about the ENTIRE MOVIE is thinking about this. bc. okay. there are three avengers who could easily ascend stark tower and reach tony’s apartment and three who’d have to ride along. so did hulk grab steve and tony grab clint and thor grab natasha and all just fly up there with varying degrees of grace? or did they, as a group, walk into the lobby of stark tower and push the elevator button and wait for it to open? did hulk fit? did they shuffle around because they set off the weight alarm? and like, tony and steve go up? and clint and thor? and natasha waits with hulk last because she’s starting to feel real warm toward him? or did they all go up together? silent and exhausted? hulk nodding his head to the muzak?

EVERY POSSIBILITY IS A DELIGHT.

It also amuses me greatly to consider the fact that they were all stood there in awesome poses when Loki woke up and they must have waited there, in those poses, for him to wake up

Tumblr: where we discuss how the avengers reached tony’s apartment.

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khaliasenpai:

whalegod:

tell me a secret

one time in high school i was sick with strep throat but the school refused to let me leave until after lunch and i was miserable all morning. so as revenge i coughed on my hands and rubbed them all up and down the stair well railing because i was angry and miserable.

about a month later literally half the school was sick with strep and bad colds. oops.

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